Breaking News
Loading...
Thursday 9 December 2010

Info Post

So apparently just making shitty movies wasn't enough for Uwe Boll. Maybe he's on crack. Maybe he's on meth. He might even be on creth (a highly potent mixture of crack and meth.)

Whatever his issue is, he's gone past the point of being a joke, into the realm of "Fuck this guy."

He's already demonstrated that he hates competent storytelling, so why not move on to morbidly obese chicks and make fun of them for a while? Seems like a natural progression I suppose. Seeing as he's tackled the holocaust with Auschwitz, and he's demonstrating that fat chicks are as funny as the Jews are to him with Blubberella, maybe he could move on to an exploitation flick about crippled kids next.

Or...

Maybe he could just make a true statement and set himself on fire, filming it all of course. What a statement that would be, Uwe. You're welcome. I'm an idea guy, that's what I do.

To experience pure, unadulterated pain (and not the good kind either), check out the trailer below:

0 comments:

Post a Comment