Breaking Dawn [Part 2] (2012)

NOVEMBER 16, 2012 GENRE: TEEN , VAMPIRE , WEREWOLF SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING) "You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Nes...

The Hole (2009)

OCTOBER 3, 2012 GENRE: SUPERNATURAL , TEEN SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING) I hate going to downtown LA more than pretty much anything...

House At The End Of The Street (2012)

SEPTEMBER 20, 2012 GENRE: TEEN , THRILLER SOURCE: THEATRICAL (ADVANCED SCREENING) The first time I saw a trailer for House At The End Of The...

I Kissed A Vampire (2010)

JULY 17, 2012 GENRE: MUSICAL , VAMPIRE SOURCE: DVD (STORE RENTAL) You know, I can deal with I Kissed A Vampire ’s PG rated plot, incoherent ...

Believe (2000)

JULY 16, 2012 GENRE: GHOST , TEEN SOURCE: STREAMING (NETFLIX INSTANT) Sooner or later I’m gonna have a kid or two of my own, and a few years...

Fear Island (2009)

JUNE 6, 2012 GENRE: SLASHER , TEEN SOURCE: STREAMING (NETFLIX INSTANT) Sometimes I do those jigsaw puzzles where they don’t show you the act...

Spliced (2002)

MAY 30, 2012 GENRE: SLASHER SOURCE: STREAMING (NETFLIX INSTANT) It’s cute when movies try to play up their “real world” significance. Usual...

Vampire Bats (2005)

MAY 5, 2012 GENRE: PREDATOR , TEEN SOURCE: STREAMING (NETFLIX INSTANT) If I had a working TV on October 30, 2005, maybe I would have known a...

The Moth Diaries (2011)

APRIL 28, 2012 GENRE: TEEN , VAMPIRE SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING) Maybe I should just stay away from "literary horror" f...

My Super Psycho Sweet 16: Part 3 (2012)

MARCH 14, 2012 GENRE: SLASHER , TEEN SOURCE: CABLE (MTV) Nicely rebounding after the 2nd film, which I found a bit too grim and nowhere near...

Kill Katie Malone (2010)

DECEMBER 19, 2011 GENRE: GHOST , TEEN SOURCE: STREAMING (NETFLIX INSTANT) Today I flew back from Boston, where all my loved ones, friends, a...