Posters for Chasing Mavericks

Here is the official movie poster for Chasing Mavericks , a new surfing movie releasing tomorrow: However, below is the one I'm most fam...

You're so Money, baby

I have two little rules of doing business on The Audient, and I adhere to them even if I'm the only one who cares about them. 1) I never...

Which of these things is not like the others?

No, not what you're thinking. And by the way, how dare you? He's not different because he's black. He's not different becaus...

Stealing storylines from future movies

Star Wars long ago ceased to be a universe whose timeline begins and ends with what we see in the movies. Even when I was a kid growing up,...

Exciting enough for a whole month

Minor observation today. Could have to do with many movies out there, but today, it has to do with Tower Heist . I was going to call this po...

Posters of the apocalypse

We love movies about the end of the world, don't we? Even if we know there's a high likelihood they will suck, our excitement overw...

A sucker for faces made of branches

Ranking Return of the Jedi on Flickchart just now, I came across this amazing poster I'd never seen before. It's apparently by a guy...

Four wide releases, four snarky comments

As you are surely aware, I reserve Fridays for posts about new releases. After some friendly debates on the subject with other film bloggers...

Treading lightly

I've written about The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader twice already, so now that it's coming out, why not one...

Dead Awake is not a Twilight parody

But it does play one on TV. I spent the first three weeks of my awareness of Dead Awake being 100% sure it was a parody of the Twilight sa...

What a ______ web we weave

If I end up seeing Tangled this afternoon, it'll be either because of this awesome poster, or because there's nothing else whose st...