I've seen far worse direct-to-DVD horror flicks than Breadcrumbs, though that hardly means this was a "great" movie. It really is just your standard backwoods stalk-and-slash flick, and it's fairly by the numbers.
The synopsis on IMDb says "A group of Porn Filmmakers are systematically attacked by 2 children on the set of a remote shoot." That's basically about right, although the children part leaves me scratching my head. Why you aks? Because the killers in this movie are billed as being children, but they look more like they're in their mid-20's to me. They also act like they were sired by Forest Gump and Nell, which means I think they were retarded. Padaw dasaw mowmoe mo roo do. I hated Nell. Google it. You will too.
It's a fairly well made movie for a cheapy, I liked how it was shot in techniscope. The script was a bit dull though, and made the story drag................................... out........................ way.................. too......................long, which gave us a little too much "down time." With a little more T&A and some extra gore replacing the endless talking and walking, this could have been a pretty cool movie.
There are a bunch of hot chicks in this movie too, which is always nice, and some of them actually get naked or close to it, which is even nicer. The blood and kill scenes are decent enough when they happen, though most of the movie is exposition or a group of characters running here or there. Again, a good trimming of the exposition verge would have done this movie wonders.
Still, it's not a terrible time to waste 80 minutes or so.
C
*Breadcrumbs is on DVD now.
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