The only thing worse than sitting through this movie is sitting through this movie and then having to talk about it. As a horror film it's a wreck. As a movie of any kind, it's a wreck. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that it was supposed to be funny as well, but if it was, they missed the mark in that aspect too.
The only reason we gave it a chance was because it stars porn whore supreme, Alexis Texas; seeing her on the cover, all bloody with an axe, made us think that this could just manage to be a bloody good time with some bonus T&A thrown in for good measure... It's sad for us to even admit that. Shameful even. Well, there was some T&A, but even it couldn't save this shoddy mess. And in all honesty, what nudity there was wasn't all that great.
Truth be told, this movie felt like the average porno flick, sans the sex. The story,acting, script, and execution of it all was just porn-like, and that's saying something. In porn flicks, the cheesy stuff is there to give the sex scenes a "story." Here, it is the story, and standing alone it just hurts. The acting is horrendous. The plot, while vaguely interesting, is executed poorly. The funny bits were not funny.
We're always down for a cheesy, low budget slasher flick, or a nonsensical yet fun zombie flick, but this one was just slow, tedious, and when it did finally get to the "good" parts, it fell flat on its face. You want to make it cheap and easy, fine. If you do though, at least make it as good as you possibly can.
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