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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

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Any little girl who would kill Brooke Sheilds when she was young, is just pure evil. She was sweet, and pretty, and went on to do some controversial movies before before becoming fairly irrelevant, so why kill her? Especially when she's your little sister? Or, maybe because you are insane.

"I am gonna kill you so bad!"

Alice is a disturbed little trollop, who is jealous of her way more awesome sister, whom everyone else loves more, because she's more awesome in every way. On the day of her communion, her sister mysteriously ends up dead, and naturally, everyone looks at Alice like she is to blame. Because she is.

What kind of kid even thinks about putting this outfit together? It's the mask and slicker that really put this little creeper over the edge...

After being nearly molested by her fat landlord, she kills a cat and then kills him and goes even further off of the deep end, stabbing anyone who she can get close enough to. She even stabs a priest in the neck... this girl has no remorse. Not even for killing the star of The Blue Lagoon. No one is safe from this little bitch!

Are those dolls behind her, or small Italian men? WTF?!?


The Master Says- Alice is a 70's style creeper of the highest magnitude; she kills her family, animals, even clergy. The best (or worst part, depending on how you look at things) is that she's still out there at the end, looking creepy and finding new victims to stab to death. Alice, Sweet Alice is a classic evil kid movie, and it makes us miss the 70's... just a little bit.

Classic.

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