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Friday, 21 October 2011

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They cane and old man to death, string him up, and play "pinata" with his corpse, using a sickle; They attempt undress and rape a freshly dead woman; They stab, bludgeon, and shoot any adult whom strikes their fancy, and giggle while doing so... these are the kids of Creepy-Fuck Island!

Creepy-Fuck Island is a real place. Google Maps ftw.

Basically, it's Children of the Corn in the Mediterranean. There's a hint of supernatural shenanigans going on with the kids, but that's never really confirmed, so we can't say for sure whether the kids are possessed or just insane. What is explored is the fact that the kids of Creepy-Fuck Island have killed nearly all of its adults, and seem to think it's all a crazy game.

"Rape the Dead Whore" and "Kill the Hobo" are very popular games with the kids. Also, Uno.

Maybe the creepiest part of the whole thing is the unborn baby that attacks it mom from inside of the womb; alright, maybe that confirms the whole supernatural angle, because what else can make a fetus kill it's momma from the inside? It cant be that angry on its own.

"Ssh, ssh, just stop mommy's heart and everything will be all better."


The Master Says- If you like the idea of a bunch of kids playing Children of the Corn on some Mediterranean Island, Wicker Man style, then this movie should please you. Also, if you like watching kids kill adults, this one is aces for that too. Also, if you like watching an adult shoot some little kids int he face, this movie delivers on that promise too. It's pure 70's style creepiness, and you could do worse than to seek out this hidden gem of a flick and give it a go. You may want to kill your kids after watching it, but hey, we all take risks when it comes to our entertainment, right?

So smug, and at such a young age.

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