That's a pretty good question. By the title and cover art alone, we had to know we were in for a crap-fest of epic proportions, but still, we couldn't resist... and we're glad we didn't. As bad of a movie as this is, it was equally as fun. I can't believe I'm saying it either, but we actually got some sort of pleasure out of this little flick.
Satan's Little Helper is the story of a kid named Dougie; a video game junkie whom might be mentally handicapped and or a complete moron. Moron is most likely closer to what he is, but I'm sticking with 'tarded. His favorite game is "Satan's Little Helper", which makes him a little bit creepy too.
While running running around in his little Satan costume on Halloween, Dougie meets a creepy guy in another Satan costume, and they start to pal around. Big Satan is really a Serial Killer in a costume, but Dougie thinks he's really Satan from his favorite game, and so becomes his "Little Helper." What does he help with? Random murder of course. It's a cute little movie for kids, no?
Let's not leave out the most important plot point of the movie; Dougie has a smoking hot older sister, who seems to be a little bit slutty. She let's Satan feel her up and make out with her, and seems to "want it" and awful lot. We support this. It's all tricks and treats so far, but once Satan decides to kill Dougie's family though, the fun really begins...
This is a movie that really should have made us cringe, but instead made us laugh and feel a ton of shame because we were actually enjoying it. It's goofy, sure, but it's meant to be so. Pure fun, nothing more. It's fun, fairly amusing, a bit bloody, filled with Winnick hotness, and doesn't take itself too seriously.
Let's use some pictures to illustrate what we loved about this movie:
As you can see, Katheryn Winnick was a big reason that we liked this movie. Not only is she hot, but she has some rockin' boobs, is hot, and her character is a hot slutty chick with rockin' boobs. She's also a decent actress, which is really ice on the slutty cake.
The Master Says- If you're looking for a bit of shameless, goofy horror fun, you may just like this one. I think the reason we liked it so much, was it washed our palate clean; we see a lot of bloody, brutal, and disturbing movies around these parts, so once in a while it's nice to take in the light stuff. Also, did we mention the hotness of Katheryn Winnick's Boobs?
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