Horror Hottie of the Month- January

It was a tough call, deciding who to call our hottie of the month, but in the end we had to go with one of the hottest chicks ever, Kate Beckinsale.

Cheeky!

HORROR FILMOGRAPHY:
Total Recall 2012
Underworld: Awakening 2012
Whiteout 2009
Vacancy 2007
Underworld: Evolution 2006
Van Helsing 2004
Underworld 2003
Haunted 1995

Vampy!

Why is she so deserving of being our Horror Hottie for January? Let's run down the reasons:
-Sexy British accent.
-Not a fan of wearing panties.
-Has no issue being naked or scantily clad on film.
-She calls her vagina "Pharaoh's Tomb."
-She said this "I can't do sushi, even. I'd rather eat an actual vagina than that, honestly!"
-She's a bit of a slut, cheating on Underworld co-star and life partner Michael Sheen with her Underworld director, whatever his name is.
-She doesn't shy away from genre flicks.

Cracky!

Kate is one of the most iconic vampires of all time. Sure, it may be because she looks so damn good in her tight, shiny death dealer body suit, but hell, who are we to judge? Underworld and Vacancy aside, she may have starred in some shit genre flicks, but again, who are we to judge? She makes an effort, man, and she looks good while doing so!

Here's a picture of Kate's ass on the set of the Total Recall remake.

One can only hope that we see more of Kate's hotness in many genre films to come. Maybe she could star in a movie called Pharaoh's Tomb; the story of a substance abusing, bisexual serial killer who seduces both men and women for the sake of revenge. Revenge for what, you ask? Who cares! As long as it has some naked, sexy, bloody, ass-revealing goodness, the plot is irrelevant. Maybe you could throw in a monkey, or make her a nanny or something, to keep it interesting. Don't ask us. It's Hollywood's call.