The part of the title that comes after the colon is something I've written about numerous times on this blog. It's an increasingly common crutch, which we seem to think of as dumbing down the movie title, or at least the studio hedging its bets to include the name of the franchise for easier recognition.
Funny, though -- couldn't you say that the post-colon part of the title actually has a proud tradition in academic journals and books of great intellect? The title of almost every non-fiction book these days is constructed in the following way:
[Short clever phrase that hints at what the book is about]:[Longer detailed explanation of what the book is about]
Example:
Revolution 2.0: The Power of the People is Greater than the People in Power, by Wael Ghonim.
(This just happens to be a title I heard discussed earlier this week on NPR. The author is an Egyptian Google executive who created an anonymous Facebook page that helped lead to the protests in Tahrir Square. His book is not actually a perfect example of the phenomenon I'm discussing because a) the part after the colon is still somewhat abstract, and b) the full title, as listed on Amazon, actually has yet another colon and the words A Memoir at the end. But you get the idea.)
Wow, I'm already off track.
And the book example doesn't actually make much sense anyway, because especially in the case of non-fiction writing, the pre-colon part of the title is rarely the name of a familiar franchise.
Jeez, I am about to lose you. Please continue reading.
Anyway, that post-colon part of the title is now prevalent in Hollywood movies, with the latest example -- Underworld: Awakening -- coming out today.
So I thought, to mark the occasion of the release of the fourth (yes, fourth) Underworld movie, I would quiz you to see if you can match the post-colon part of the title with the appropriate franchise. (Fair warning: Just about every synonym for "revenge" has been used at least once, leaving many of these things feeling completely interchangeable.)
You can easily cheat, but there are no prizes, so it's hardly even worth it. To make it a little harder, some of these movies may not have actually come out yet.
(For those of you who live and die by the latest developments in the Underworld mythology -- all two of you -- please forgive me for making light of your obsession. I'm sure this movie will be, like, really important and good.)
Shall we begin? We'll start easy ...
1. Rise of the Silver Surfer
a) The Fantastic Four
b) X-Men
c) Blue Crush
d) Watchmen
2. Apocalypse
a) Underworld
b) Dawn of the Dead
c) Ultraviolet
d) Resident Evil
3. Book of Shadows
a) Sherlock Holmes
b) The Blair Witch Project
c) National Treasure
d) The Spiderwick Chronicles
4. The Lightning Thief
a) Percy Jackson & The Olympians
b) Thor
c) The Chronicles of Narnia
d) Clash of the Titans
5. Europe's Most Wanted
a) The Pink Panther
b) Deuce Bigalow
c) Agent Cody Banks
d) Madagascar
6. Retaliation
a) Resident Evil
b) G.I. Joe
c) Taken
d) The Punisher
7. Monsters Unleashed
a) Monsters Inc.
b) Monsters vs. Aliens
c) Scooby Doo
d) Pokemon
8. Armed and Fabulous
a) Miss Congeniality
b) Legally Blonde
c) Rupaul
d) Zoolander
9. Cruise Control
a) The Fast and the Furious
b) Speed
c) Speed Racer
d) Crank
10. Retribution
a) Ghost Rider
b) Resident Evil
c) Max Payne
d) The Crow
11. Texas Blood Money
a) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
b) From Dusk Till Dawn
c) Natural Born Killers
d) Deliverance
12. Marauder
a) Lara Croft
b) Starship Troopers
c) G.I. Joe
d) The Punisher
13. When Nature Calls
a) Over the Hedge
b) Open Season
c) Ace Ventura
d) Ernest
14. Back in Business
a) Barbershop
b) Daddy Day Care
c) The Santa Clause
d) Wall Street
15. Fully Loaded
a) Crank
b) Inspector Gadget
c) Herbie
d) Ghost Rider
16. The Far Side of the World
a) Pirates of the Caribbean
b) The Hobbit
c) Master and Commander
d) Prince of Persia
17. Bloodline
a) The Omen
b) Bloodrayne
c) Children of the Corn
d) Hellraiser
18. The Movie
a) Star Trek
b) The Brady Bunch
c) Garfield
d) All of the above
19. Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
a) Bruno
b) Borat
c) Ali G
d) Corky Romano
20. Chipwrecked
a) Alvin and the Chipmunks
b) Alvin and the Chipmunks
c) Alvin and the Chipmunks
d) None of the above
Okay, how many did you honestly -- honestly -- get?
I don't have the ability to write these upside down, so don't cheat:
Answers: 1 - a, 2 - d, 3 - b, 4 - a, 5 - d, 6 - b, 7 - c, 8 - a, 9 - b, 10 - b, 11 - b, 12 - b, 13 - c, 14 - a, 15 - c, 16 - c, 17 - d, 18 - c, 19 - b, 20 - a, b or c
Bonus poll question:
1) Which of these post-colon titles is the most ridiculous?
a) Port of Call New Orleans
b) Voyage of the Dawn Treader
c) The Owls of Ga'Hoole
d) Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
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