2-Headed Shark Attack (2012)

It's a movie by The Asylum, so it's a given that it isn't good, but in a guilty pleasure sort of way, it was awesome.If you like movies so shitty that they make you laugh. And boobs. There were a ton of nice boobs in this one.

The plot... A ferocious, size-changing 2 headed shark terrorizes the worst bunch of actors in the world as they take a boat trip for a school field trip. When a different shark gets caught up in their yacht's propellers, they hightail it to a nearby island -sorry, Atoll-which it turns out is sinking and isn't a safe place to hide from a shark. It really doesn't matter. Nothing about anything in this movie makes a lick of sense.

We tweeted a bunch of comments while we were watching this movie last night, so if you want the true skinny, check our Twitter page (@TheHorrorClub) and see for yourselves. It captures the essence of how awful this movie was, as well as how witty and clever we are.

This shark can change size at will, and it does several times throughout the movie.

Brooke Hogan can not act. At all. None of the cast really could, but she was so bad we felt bad for her, and we seldom pity the weak. Also, the girl on the left had some nice boobies.

Brooke Hogan does have nice boobs though, despite her "far too manly" build and voice.

 

Carmen Electra is still smokin' hot.

Hmmm...

We didn't know that The Asylum flicks had nudity, but this one does. This scene made the movie suck less, for like 2 minutes.

Carmen Electra is hell and gone the best actor out of this entire cast. Yeah, we understand what we just said, and despite it being insane, it's true.

The movie is really a bunch of non-sensical scenes edited so that they can be played over and over and reused from different angles, as The Asylum often loves to do. Someone even dies on screen before their actual character dies in the movie. Yep. That's the level of poop we're dealing with here. It bears noting that the teacher in this movie is played by Jerry O'Connell's brother, who was worse in this than Brooke Hogan. We honestly thought his character was like a "special" friend of the cool kids who they let tag along because he was slow. Turns out, he was the teacher. Ouch.

The Master Says- We all know that The Asylum makes crap movies that rip of other less crappy movies, and they are never good in a good way. So bad they're good? Sometimes. Usually though, they're just so bad they're bad. This movie is atrocious, and unless you're in the mood to laugh at a bad movie, then skip it. If you like lots of mostly naked chicks, you may dig it. It's a guilty pleasure, but a painful one to endure.

Final Thoughts- More boobs, because that's all that matters as far as this movie goes.