As we say goodbye to VD...

 
... let's pay tribute to all things love by taking a quick gander at some horror flick romances that captured our hearts. Some of the love stories that follow are a bit unconventional to say the least, but who are we to judge? Let's just celebrate amore' and leave the fact that every one of them is creepy out of it.

Who doesn't think raping a hot dead chick is romantic? You? Well then, don't watch Deadgirl, because, that's pretty much what the movie is about. That, and love.

She's talking about her penis, Oskar, because she's got one. Gives a whole new meaning to the title Let the Right One In, doesn't it?

Jennifer's Body was truly an awful movie, but the sex scene between Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox did make us believe in love again.

Mmm, Mom. Yes, Sleepwalkers went there.

Ron Jeremy's man hammer loved everyone in the movie One -Eyed Monster; in fact, it detached itself from his body and went on a porn-whore rape spree.

I'm not even touching this one. Labyrinth.

Fred the head from Macabre... and yes, she really did make love to his rotting head... er, gave him head? Say what you will, but you can't question hear heart.

Dr. Sheep Fu**er gave Snowy the old rugger bugger in Black Sheep, and she liked it! It really was true love, although it was just a baaaaaaaad situation all the way around.

That's it for this year's Valentine's Day Massacre, and look, you all survived. Now I hope whoever is ending me wet leather gloves that smell like pickles will stop, because, VD is over. Also, it's really creepy.